You Only Had One Job: 40 Human Errors of 2019

Life is short, but it’s long enough to come across some bizarre every day fails. Candy bars missing their main ingredients, misspelled street signs, or people just doing stuff the wrong way entirely. Some of these fails will make you laugh, and help you smile for the rest of the day. Others will make you cringe.

Derp Lion

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How in the world did this stuffed animal make it to the sales rack? It’s so apparent how messed up its eyes are. Did the store get a good deal on it or something? Is it on sale for the customers? I wouldn’t be surprised if it got branded as “Special Edition.”

Lazy Mac

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When I was a kid, I used to think my school lunch was on par with child abuse. We got very little amounts of food for lunch, and I was always hungry for more but compared to this it was pure heaven. If your child’s school lunch looks like this, they are on loved, and you should switch school’s immediately.

“Use it Anyway!”

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“Hey Boss!”; “What?”; “I think they messed up the color print.”; “Doesn’t matter, back to school starts tomorrow, we send them out the way they are!” This is for sure the conversation that went on unless everyone in this crayon factory was legally blind. I understand maybe a printer error, but how dumb can you be to miss this before you sell it?

What Kind of Sorcery is This?

Source: giggag.com

This locker room interview looks like a standard interview pick at first glance. There are two very concerning details here. The first thing is the apparent remote control being pointed as a mic at the man. The second is the performance enhancers on the shelf there. Maybe it’s just medication though.

Living on a Different Planet

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“Forget Dollar General, they are open 7 days a week. Come get your useless chauchkies at Dollar Commander. We are open nine days a week 730 days a year!” Do these fools think they live on Mars or something? Maybe they never went to school or something. Just the picture makes me cringe.

Useless

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Watching a storm drain fail is probably the most unsatisfying thing I have ever seen. This is the perfect metaphor for wasted tax dollars. If I saw this in my neighborhood, I would just move to another town. This is an omen for worse this to come.

Never Let a Blind Man Work at a Supermarket

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This picture is distinct Bu%^ Sh#%. Either that or the person who tagged this corn is blind, dumb or both. The price is way too cheap for a watermelon. The expiration date is for two years from now, and that’s not a watermelon, its friggin corn. You had one job!

The Old Switcharoo

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There is no way this happened by accident. It’s just too funny. If it’s not a practical joke, then someone is very fired from his job. But who knows, maybe this is genius advertising in disguise. We’re here talking about it, aren’t we?

Confusing for So Many Reasons

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This picture is confusing for a couple of reasons. First of all, why is the girl on the right reaching so high up while the other girl seems to be putting minimal effort in holding up the sign? Meanwhile, the girls holding them up seem to be suffering, and everyone seems to have not noticed that they forgot the second “i” in the word “spirit.”

Wait What?

Source: time.com

I always wondered what it is like in the lady’s room. This must be what it looks like in there. Either that or this is an 80s era movie restroom. Isn’t the whole idea to cover the toilet with the door? Well, at least it’s a clean bathroom. I wonder if anyone went number two in there.

Mixing you’re Buns

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I believe that in 2019, we must beat bigotry in the world. We must not be so conservative in our thoughts. We should protect minorities from being targeted by bigotry. If a hot dog bun wants to identify as a hamburger bun. Then who are we to judge! Every bun should be able to identify however it wants.

Franken Brix

Source: startribune.com

This is a really dumb solution for so many reasons. First of all, how is plastic wrap supposed to stop a big heavy brick pillar from collapsing, and secondly, why bother fixing it yourself? You pay rent, you have a landlord. You have insurance, why take all that time and energy to fix something that you don’t need to fix?

SOTP!

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This is proof that aliens exist! Or more likely that dumb people exist and work street labor jobs. Really like what does it take to send someone to that parking lot to fix that stop sign? It’s not rocket science, it’s 1st-grade spelling.

Do I Eat It?

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This picture is almost perfectly gross. The floor seems to have some sort of black sludge on it, it’s dark, and creepy in contrast, and those hands may be the lest appealing set of hands-on earth. Top that all off with the ice cream cone. What happened to that ice cream cone? Do I even want to know? I’m going to be sick. Moving on!

Perfect Parking Spot

Source: reuters.com

This could be one of two situations. Either that car has been painted over by a very angry municipal street painter. That’s one option at least. Or this guy found the perfect place to showcase his terribly done paint job. Either way, this is much more pleasing to the eye than the ice-cream cone.

Wrong Continent

Source: time.com

Ever come across a shirt that’s so bad you want it? Well, I have. I really want this shirt. It says so much. Just because you call Africa “Africa” does not mean I can’t say its Asia! I mean who are you to decide. It’s my life, and If I want to call Africa “Asia” then by god that’s what I’m going to do, and you can’t stop me!

Do as you Preach

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One does not simply give cyclists space. But really? Like did it not occur to the guy who put this sign here that he was trying to give cyclists some space? So annoying in so many ways. Just another thing that would make want to move to another town.

Dude Really?

Source: motherjones.com

This first rule of welding is to not weld near flammable objects. This dude doesn’t care. He lives by the first rule of life, and that’s live it on the edge. As my father always used to say, “his days are numbered.”

Following the Rules

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Do Not Stack, Do Not Stack, Do Not Stack, Do Not Stack, Do Not Stack, Do Not Stack. You would think that at some point the person stacking all these boxes high up on one another would notice that on the side of each box says the following words. “DO NOT STACK.”

Metaphor

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The bottom of this box has all the metaphors in the world bundled between a flag of the U.S. and the “made in” tag of China. America was made in China, or better said, made by China. Just look at everything you own. Where was it made? I bet you it was China.

“Happy Easter Mom!”

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There is something almost artistic about this sad Easter Bunny. So artistic in fact that I would still gift it for the holidays, just maybe not to a child. This one looks more like a contemporary piece for an art museum. How much would you pay for it if it was on display?

Creepy & Dumb?

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The person who made this must not have known exactly what kind of snowman they were making. It looks like a cross between Dracula, Frankenstein, a demented rabbit, and a creepy clown. We’ll call him Count Frankrabbitcula.

So Sad

Source: time.com

The let down on this poor little guy face. Never let a child cook alone, at least not for the first time. Even if it’s with a microwave. This poor kid forgot to put water in his ramen. Now, what does he eat for dinner! I wonder what the house smells like after that.

Spoon Cake

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Having a spoon ion your cake is either good luck or a bad omen, nothing in between. How does a spoon even get in there? Was someone trying to kill you? This could not have been by accident. How hard is it to see a spoon in the cake pan? How could humanity have let this happen?

Lazy Level 10,000

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I’m sorry, but if I saw this in front of me in a restaurant, I don’t know how I would react! What in the world are they thinking? Nothing can be more insulting than a restaurant where they could not even split the lemon in half even before throwing it in the water. Where is Gordon Ramsey when you need him?

No Remorse

Source: allcatclinic.com

This poor kid’s music teacher was not going to let him sit out just because he forgot his flute. But I have to say, he sure plays a mean air flute. This little boy would make Joe Coker proud. He seems to embrace the punishment too. He either really fears his teacher, or respects her very much!

Do you Kill It?

Source: boredomtherapy.com

What do you do if your garbage disposal starts to sprout? I’m a big hippy, I guess I need to get a new sink. This sink now belongs to the plant growing inside of it. I’m just kidding, I can’t afford to get a new sink. Goodbye sprout. Should have chosen a better home than this.

Rushing to Work

Source: historydaily.org

I have rushed to work before. I usually forget things when I rush to work. I forget my phone, I forget my wallet, maybe I forget a jacket or a coat, but never did I forget to take the coat hanger off my jacket before heading off. How did this guy not feel the plastic on his back?

Catholic School

Source: ndi.org

This looks to be some type of Catholic school I.D. photo. That or this kid has a Jesus complex. Maybe he is Jesus? He sure does have the confidence of a Jesus. Look at that grin. It’s as if he knew his picture would come out looking like that.

Roasting Marshmallows

Source: udayavani.com

This looks to be the roasting of some sort of a super marshmallow. It’s actually what happens when you try to make a big pot of caramel but have no clue how to make caramel. Do you like your sugar extra crispy? Did anyone get fired for this?

Worst Photo Ever

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Who cares about the handcuffs, this is the worst picture ever taken in the history of pictures. The frame is completely skewed. I can’t even tell what I’m looking at. Is that a fence? Why is there a pole blocking it? The handcuffs that are not supposed to be there are probably the best part of this picture. The person who took it should never be allowed to take a photo ever again!

Kids Will Mess up Anything

Source: udayavani.com

Finally, some cuteness. Anyone who has children knows very well that no matter what you are feeding your child, there is always a risk that it will end up either in his/her hair, face or clothes. But you would think that this kid would know what to do with a lollipop. At least he is taking it in good spirit.

“You Know What to Do”

Source: reuters.com

A man ordered a subway melt wrap with ham and cheese. What he got was his order with a knife wrapped around it, and a note saying “You know what to do.” It’s at that moment that the man knew. That is not the sandwich he ordered.

Call the Police

Source: udayavani.com

Okay people, if you ever come across a suitcase in the middle of a parking lot, or a park, or the street, remember, nothing in there is worth risking your life. Take a picture of it so you can post it on Facebook, and call the police. You never know what could be in there.

Epic Win

Source: reuters.com

There is no fail what so ever. Compared to everything else we have seen. This is nothing more than an epic win. This guy wanted to make an oar; he made an oar. He got a rake, and poked it into a license plate and made an oar gosh darnit. Who are you to judge, I bet he had more fun then you this weekend!

Cheap Ads

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These two lawyers really want you to work for their service. That or they could only afford one out of two things on the sign. They had to choose between the “call us” or the number. Their names are there though. So, if you really need a lawyer look them up on Craig’s List.

Extra Creepy

Source: udayavani.com

If you are hiking across the Jersey Pine Barrens and happen to come across a tree that has swallowed a pair of old rusty ice skates, run far, far away. There is no possible way on this earth that it is a sign of good things to come. Pack up your things and go back to the city.

Epic Phone Fall

Source: udayavani.com

This guy wore his skinny jeans to his bungee jump. However, he seems to have forgotten what a G-force is. This should be a lesson for anyone reading out there. If you are going bungee jumping trip. Leave your valuables in the car. Or else you might find yourself far from home without a phone.

Not worth the picture

Source: ndi.org

I don’t know what to say about this picture really. I get it, this guy is resourceful. He needed to mark his contacts for the right eye and the left eye, but he couldn’t make the cup look a bit more pleasing to the eye? Maybe paint some flowers on it or something. This picture is just bland in all ways possible.

Would you?

Source: allcatclinic.com

If you came across this Snickers bar that’s missing its chocolate coat would you still eat it? It looks kind of interesting, to be honest. I would try it. First, I would take a picture and send a letter to snickers so I can get another one for free. How does this even happen, and again with the gross hands in the frame?

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