Photoshop Pro Takes Photo Requests Very Literally

For those who aren’t aware, this guy is sort of the magic wish-granting, funny photoshop genie. He’ll give you exactly what you ask for but in a twisted and creative kind of way, deliberately creating some of the funniest photoshop fails ever.

Photoshopped a hole into his pants
Source: Twitter.com

Below are some of the funniest requests he has received on Twitter. He never fails to add his personal touch to pictures. Below you can find stuff like; If you’d make a typo and ask to look ‘grate’ instead of great, you probably would come out looking like a cheese grater! I hope you enjoy these as much as I did.

Oh, the Horror

User: Hey James,

could you please make this picture look like we are in dangerous waters? I want to look cool.

Before and after editing, their kayak is now inside a pot of boiling water
Source: Neil Hillman

James: No swimming

Oh, James, we don’t think that’s what she meant.

Now You Can’t Tell The Difference

User: Hey man, I love what you do, could you possibly make me and my friends all the same height? Thank you.

James shrunk their heads instead of their height
Source: storia.me

James: Done

Wow, I couldn’t have done it any better myself.

He Loves the Way I Play

User: Hey Jamie, I love your work, man. This is a picture of me and my brother, do you think you would be able to make it look like he isn’t passed out?

photoshopped a violin into a sleeping man’s arms and tears to his brothers face
Source: shareably.co

James: Violin Concerto No.5.

Very heartwarming, it brings tears to my eyes too.

Now You’re Head Is Big

User: Hey,

Can you please make my boyfriends face a little smaller in this pic? Thanks

Shrank a face
Source: Watson.co

James: Done.

Could you imagine if your boyfriend really looked like that?

You Got Grated

User: Hi James, we love the same boy, and I want to send this photo to him. Can you make me look ‘grate’ and the other girl in black shoes look bad? Sorry, thanks.

He turned her into a cheese greater
Source: pict.icu

James: Sure.

I want to say you got burned, but you got grated could work too.

Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes

User: Hi James,

Could you make me and my friend look the same height? Thanks.

Photoshopped her arm to her head
Source: YouTube.com

James: Done.

I haven’t stopped singing that song, ‘Heads, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes.’ That’s what she has now, head-shoulders.

The lady In Red Is With Me

User: Hi Jamie,

Could you please do something with the lady in the background? Thanks.

photoshopped a woman into his arms
Source: Pinterest.com

James: No problem.

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek, there’s nobody here, it’s just you and me.

We Can See Right Through You; You’re Really An Open Book

User: Hey James,

Can you crop him out of this without it looking too obvious?

Made his body disappear except for his clothes
Source: busy.org

James: Sure.

Invisible man, is that you? Well, I hope that is as inconspicuous as you’d hoped for.

I’m a Creep, and I’m a Weirdo… (Song Continues Below)

User: Hi James.

Can you put my friend in a less awkward pose? Thanks

photoshopped his friend into bed with a woman while he stands awkwardly on the side
Source: los40

James: You look uncomfortable.

…What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here, cause’ I’m a freak and I’m a weirdo.

Go Fly a Kite

User: Hi James,

Can you please make my dreams of flying a kite properly a reality? It just doesn’t want to fly.

Photoshopped a chopper carrying her while she flies her kite
Source: memedroid.com

James: Done.

Well, this picture just gives me the giggles. There isn’t much to say here.

Taking the Word ‘Literally” to New Levels

User: Hi James,

I love your photoshop work! Would you please clean the stone wall for me? Thank you.

Photoshopped a man literally cleaning graffiti off walls behind her
Source: gymbuddynow.com

James: I’m on it

Well isn’t that sweet? Not many men like to clean, so you’re lucky.

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide

User: Hi,

Please, can you make it look as if my friend is running away from something scary? Thank you.

Photoshopped Teletubbies chasing her friend
Source: Twitter.com

James: They see you

That’s just genius.

Give Public a Double Meaning

User: Hi, I really like this picture, but could you make it appear like the guy on the right is not peeing on his kids? Thanks.

Photoshopped a portable toilet into the picture
Source: Neil Hillman

James: Fixed.

Wow, you’re right, it did look weird before.

There’s a Good Boy

User: Hey James,

Can you pet me in a Bugatti? I lied and told my friends that I got a Bugatti.

Photoshopped him into a dog
Source: mynet.com

James: Of course.

“You never, maybe your friends won’t notice that you’ve turned into a dog?” Whatever that means.