Photoshop Pro Takes Photo Requests Very Literally

For those who aren’t aware, this guy is sort of the magic wish-granting, funny photoshop genie. He’ll give you exactly what you ask for but in a twisted and creative kind of way, deliberately creating some of the funniest photoshop fails ever.

Photoshopped a hole into his pants

Below are some of the funniest requests he has received on Twitter. He never fails to add his personal touch to pictures. Below you can find stuff like; If you’d make a typo and ask to look ‘grate’ instead of great, you probably would come out looking like a cheese grater! I hope you enjoy these as much as I did.

Oh, the Horror

User: Hey James,

could you please make this picture look like we are in dangerous waters? I want to look cool.

Before and after editing, their kayak is now inside a pot of boiling water
Source: Neil Hillman

James: No swimming

Oh, James, we don’t think that’s what she meant.

Now You Can’t Tell The Difference

User: Hey man, I love what you do, could you possibly make me and my friends all the same height? Thank you.

James shrunk their heads instead of their height

James: Done

Wow, I couldn’t have done it any better myself.

He Loves the Way I Play

User: Hey Jamie, I love your work, man. This is a picture of me and my brother, do you think you would be able to make it look like he isn’t passed out?

photoshopped a violin into a sleeping man’s arms and tears to his brothers face

James: Violin Concerto No.5.

Very heartwarming, it brings tears to my eyes too.

Now You’re Head Is Big

User: Hey,

Can you please make my boyfriends face a little smaller in this pic? Thanks

Shrank a face

James: Done.

Could you imagine if your boyfriend really looked like that?

You Got Grated

User: Hi James, we love the same boy, and I want to send this photo to him. Can you make me look ‘grate’ and the other girl in black shoes look bad? Sorry, thanks.

He turned her into a cheese greater

James: Sure.

I want to say you got burned, but you got grated could work too.

Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes

User: Hi James,

Could you make me and my friend look the same height? Thanks.

Photoshopped her arm to her head

James: Done.

I haven’t stopped singing that song, ‘Heads, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes.’ That’s what she has now, head-shoulders.

The lady In Red Is With Me

User: Hi Jamie,

Could you please do something with the lady in the background? Thanks.

photoshopped a woman into his arms

James: No problem.

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek, there’s nobody here, it’s just you and me.

We Can See Right Through You; You’re Really An Open Book

User: Hey James,

Can you crop him out of this without it looking too obvious?

Made his body disappear except for his clothes

James: Sure.

Invisible man, is that you? Well, I hope that is as inconspicuous as you’d hoped for.

I’m a Creep, and I’m a Weirdo… (Song Continues Below)

User: Hi James.

Can you put my friend in a less awkward pose? Thanks

photoshopped his friend into bed with a woman while he stands awkwardly on the side
Source: los40

James: You look uncomfortable.

…What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here, cause’ I’m a freak and I’m a weirdo.

Go Fly a Kite

User: Hi James,

Can you please make my dreams of flying a kite properly a reality? It just doesn’t want to fly.

Photoshopped a chopper carrying her while she flies her kite

James: Done.

Well, this picture just gives me the giggles. There isn’t much to say here.

Taking the Word ‘Literally” to New Levels

User: Hi James,

I love your photoshop work! Would you please clean the stone wall for me? Thank you.

Photoshopped a man literally cleaning graffiti off walls behind her

James: I’m on it

Well isn’t that sweet? Not many men like to clean, so you’re lucky.

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide

User: Hi,

Please, can you make it look as if my friend is running away from something scary? Thank you.

Photoshopped Teletubbies chasing her friend

James: They see you

That’s just genius.

Give Public a Double Meaning

User: Hi, I really like this picture, but could you make it appear like the guy on the right is not peeing on his kids? Thanks.

Photoshopped a portable toilet into the picture
Source: Neil Hillman

James: Fixed.

Wow, you’re right, it did look weird before.

There’s a Good Boy

User: Hey James,

Can you pet me in a Bugatti? I lied and told my friends that I got a Bugatti.

Photoshopped him into a dog

James: Of course.

“You never, maybe your friends won’t notice that you’ve turned into a dog?” Whatever that means.